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#820585 +(2676)- [X] <ndruo> i’m usig my onscreen keyboard <ndruo> i’s very triksies <ndruo> he ltters re vry mall <NeroMan> Translation: The letters are very small. <ndruo> this will enhance my FPS skills <SuperJoe> What’s the translation for that? <NeroMan> Translation: This will enhance my sexual ability. <ndruo> i hte you. <ndruo> GOD <NeroMan> Translation: I love you, GENERAL ZOD <ndruo> iffclt is this <ndruo> <NeroMan> Translation: This is difficult to the point I am saddened <SuperJoe> General Zod is pretty cool, I’ll admit. <ndruo> 8=======D translte this <NeroMan> Translation: “My penis is small enough that I can make a life size depiction of it using IRC text.”

 

[Via Bash.org]

‘Bizarre’ New Mammal Discovered

 

from Spluch by Spluch

A new species of mammal has been discovered in the mountains of Tanzania, scientists report.
The bizarre-looking creature, dubbed Rhynochocyon udzungwensis, is a type of giant elephant shrew, or sengi.
The cat-sized animal, which is reported in the Journal of Zoology, looks like a cross between a miniature antelope and a small ant eater.
It has a grey face, a long, flexible snout, a bulky, amber body, a jet-black rump and it stands on spindly legs.

Video: BBC
Source: BBC

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and here I was hoping for Bigfoot….

Let the truth be known…

 

People get all worked up over the dumbest shit.

Wow.. talk about an AD.. =/

Always read the label…

Safer Driving though a HUD display?

Now there’s a Bumper Sticker…

*blink?!*

The Years (2007) best actual? headlines…

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter 
[Imagine that! I bet she had two!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[Naaaa, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead