The best pick up lines…

*  Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
*  Are your parents retarded?   Because you sure are special.
*  My Love for you is like diarrhea.   I can’t hold it in.
*  Do you have a library card?   Because I’d like to sign you out
*  Is there a mirror in your pants?    Because I can see myself in them.
*  If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,  I’d store my nuts in your hole.
*  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away..
*  I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
*  Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
*  If your going to regret this in the morning,  we kin sleep until afternoon.
*  Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

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