And here you are again.. I knew you would come. Just waiting for that whole
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review eh? Well.. You’ve come to the right place.
ok, here goes. After waiting YEARS to see how the whole Star Wars series was going to be
tied together, I left the picture with more questions then answers.
First off, the special effects in this movie are supureb!!! Totally rocked!!!.. mostly.
there where still times where you knew the clones where GC, the Wookies where GC, Luke and Leia
where GC.. 1/2 the people where CG.. ok, so there was lots of GC. 😉
but it looked good. Animation wise.. well.. there where a few problems, but all and
all it really wasn’t bad..
However, the acting, the dialog, and the story SUCKED MONKEY ASS. Really! I would have been
throwing my own shit at the screen if I wasn’t the son of a money… oh wait.. DAMN IT!
COME ON lucas!!! WTF is going on in your mind to fuck with this series so much?!
You can direct.. great.. stay the fuck out of the script department!!! I can’t believe
the crap that came out of these peoples mouths.. even when it looked half way convincing.
and THE HOLES!!! OMG the Plot Holes!!!! Man, do you NOT remember what the fuck you wrote
20 years ago?! Can you NOT remember the orginal story you where trying to tell?
Pogo was NOT a happy camper on this movie. It wasn’t bad.. but it was NOTHING like what
it should have been. EP1, Sucked ass. Stupid.. boring, and the only redeeming quality
was Natalie Portman.
EP2: Better then Ep1, not much Jar-Jar (thank God), some sequances where way to long
but again, there was Natalie portman.. and a nice T.H.O. Shot.. Hmmmm…
EP3: WTF?! Pedme doesn’t even ACT like Padme. The character was flat, and I believe
the makeup department needs to win an Award.. because I have no idea how in the HELL
they could make Natalie Portman LOOK nasty. But they figured out a way.. for the first
like 20 mins of the movie.. I was heart broken.. like seeing the stripper you
fell in love with last night first thing in the morning..
AND, the bastard, KILLED Padme!? WHAT?!?! Leia says in EP6, that she remembers
her mommy.. HOW if she was DEAD.. YOU DUMB FOOL!
*sigh* what a way to kill a series.. and you expect to make money off the Tv SHOW?!
God, I hope you are SO not writting the script.