The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking forviruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of the disk and causeslittle purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to keep counting andre-counting
The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, thene-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, butwill be back
The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care
The Michael Jackson Virus – Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy…then discards it through windows..