- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
- Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
- My Love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
- Do you have a library card? Because I’d like to sign you out
- Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away..
- Fat Penguin! I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
- I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If your going to regret this in the morning, we kin sleep until afternoon.
- Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room…
- Are you made of copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus FINE.
- Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up. RT
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